Super Bowl Tickets!

A recent e-mail from a friend:

 

A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats
plus airfare, accommodation, etc., but he didn’t realize when he
bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding –
so he can’t go.

If you’re interested and want to go instead of him, it’s at St.
Peter’s Church, in New York City, at 5 p.m. Her name’s Louise. She’s
5′ 6″, about 120 lbs., good cook, makes $130,000 a year! She will be
the one in the white dress.