Recall: The quotes are verbatim (within an occasional word or two), but Aunt Edna is the fictional mouthpiece of a (much loved) extended family member, who remains anonymous, but cooperative. “Her” gender is not guaranteed, and “her” age is disguised by occationally altering the year of the quotes.
From the Archives:
“I go through water like it was money.”
November 30, 1988
” . . he always has that look on his face like he got his finger caught in the pudding.”
March 2, 1997
Previously unshared:
“They’ll eat you up like a spoon.”
October 21, 2011