NOTE: Many, but not all, of the earliest items are taken from either Dad Jokes by Kit and Andrew Chilvers or The World’s Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes from Shiloh Run Press. Later ones from a variety of sources. Added 8/24/20: Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control […]
Category: Puns
Puns and Math
Heard as the ‘thought for the day’ at the West St. Louis County Rotary Club, St. Louis, MO: Puns make me numb, but math makes me number. ******
More Puns
Some thoughts to pun-der: 1. A dentist and a manicurist got married. They fought tooth and nail. 2. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner. 3. When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall. 4. A bicycle can’t stand alone. It is two-tired. 5. The guy who […]
