You haven’t taken care of your good wife”, the divorce lawyer ruled. “I’m going to give her $350 a month.” “Why that’s might nice of you, Your Honor,” beamed the defendant. “I’ll give her a few bucks myself every so often.” Note: Jokes will be re-consolidated in March. To see previous Jokes, visit JOKES.
Category: Jokes
Joke of Week – Feb 15
Someone approached the grieving widow at the funeral and said, “I’m sorry, my dear. Tell me, what were his last words?” “You don’t scare me with that shotgun, Martha. You couldn’t hit the side of a barn!” Note: Jokes will be re-consolidated in March. To see previous Jokes, visit JOKES.
Jokes of the Week/Month
Posted July 11, 2016: #1: Moses and the Israelites were being pursued by the Egyptians, when they came to the Red Sea. Stymied, Moses calls a quick meeting with his Cabinet. He asked his Chief Engineer what they could do, and the Engineer was stumped – no solutions seemed workable. So Moses said, “Tell ya what […]
