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The Church Organist

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.  She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon[…]

Rainy Saturday

SATURDAY MORNING I GOT UP EARLY, DRESSED QUIETLY, MADE MY LUNCH, GRABBED MY CLUBS, SLIPPED QUIETLY INTO THE GARAGE AND PROCEEDED TO BACK OUT INTO[…]

World’s Funniest Joke?

Excerpt from Mathematics and Humor:  Freud Would Be Proud  by Jerry Johnson;  Hold That Thought Publishing, 2020 World’s Funniest Joke In the early 2000’s, British psychologist[…]

Dad Jokes!

NOTE:  Many, but not all, of the earliest items are taken from either Dad Jokes by Kit and Andrew Chilvers or The World’s Greatest Collection of[…]

Avoid Shampoo for Weight Loss!

Shampoo Warning! I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo[…]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

Sherlock Homes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down and went to[…]

The Mad Mopper!

A police officer called in to the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here.  An old lady shot her husband for stepping[…]

Cole’s Law

Two friends are talking. Friend 1:  I know you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law, but do you know of Cole’s Law? Friend 2:  No – what[…]

Asimov & His Car Mechanic

An anecdote shared by Isaac Asimov on himself.  Referring to his auto-mechanic . . . He had a habit of telling me jokes whenever he[…]

Joke of the Week – 2/29/16

  On a college campus, someone had scrawled the ever-present graffiti:  “Where will you spend eternity?” Underneath, a student had added: “The way things look[…]

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