Top 10 (Base 12) Country Western Song Titles
10. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
B. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night, That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long.
A. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Getting Better
9, I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dogfight, ‘Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win.
8. If I Can’t Be Number One in your Life, then Number Two on You!
7. I’m So Miserable Without You, it’s like You’re Still Here.
6. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I’d be out of Prison By Now.
5. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
4. You’re the Reason Our Kids are So Ugly.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
2. She Got the Ring, and I Got the Finger.
(And my own personal favorite . . .)
1. If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.
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