Once you have dialed 333 twice, you will realize that praying for the bear that’s chasing you to suddenly become a Christian would have been preferable. Dialing one 999 times or three 222 times won’t work, either. If a woman doesn’t quit answering by the 3rd call, she’ll make you wish you had dialed 666 long before you got that far (a man won’t answer the first call, so either way, it’s the Kobayashi Maru [or Night Shift or The Twilight Zone, depending on your generation. {If you had to look up the latter two, then likely, you haven’t realized that the first one hasn’t occurred yet. If you needed to look up all three, it’s okay … none of what they’re about actually exists, and you probably need to read René Descartes first; if you *don’t* think that you do, then you probably don’t exist, either.}])
Once you have dialed 333 twice, you will realize that praying for the bear that’s chasing you to suddenly become a Christian would have been preferable. Dialing one 999 times or three 222 times won’t work, either. If a woman doesn’t quit answering by the 3rd call, she’ll make you wish you had dialed 666 long before you got that far (a man won’t answer the first call, so either way, it’s the Kobayashi Maru [or Night Shift or The Twilight Zone, depending on your generation. {If you had to look up the latter two, then likely, you haven’t realized that the first one hasn’t occurred yet. If you needed to look up all three, it’s okay … none of what they’re about actually exists, and you probably need to read René Descartes first; if you *don’t* think that you do, then you probably don’t exist, either.}])