Taken randomly from Grothe’s book (except for the last two, the first of which was sent along by Anita Dixon and the last one, which is one of my favorites, as you could guess!) . . . .
“No woman has ever so comforted the distressed – or distressed the comfortable.” Clare Boothe Luce on Eleanor Roosevelt.
Never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is worth forgetting. Anonymous
If you talk to God, you are praying; If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. Henry Wheatley
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. John F. Kennedy
Seinfield can be painfully amusing and amusingly painful. Tom Shales
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. Mark Twain
Don’t sweat the petty stuff or pet the sweaty stuff. Anonymous? (A similar version is attributed to Jacquelyn Small in Grothe’s book.)
Men don’t quit playing because they grow old – they grow old because they quit playing. Variously attributed.