Reminder:  Aunt Edna segments feature real quotes from an (anonymous but cooperative) extended family member, put into the mouth of a fictional Aunt Edna.  Edna’s gender not guaranteed, and quote’s year sometimes changed to disguise age.  🙂

9/30/2014:

You missed that by a fraction of a hair of an inch!

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From the Archives:

(Date Unrecorded):  “We’re 3 of a pair, aren’t we?”

May 31, 2015:  “Five years ago?  I can’t even remember tomorrow”