1.  What do you call a midget psychic who has escaped from prison?  A small medium at large.
2.  What do you call a snobby prisoner coming down a set of stairs?  A condescending con descending.
3.  Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?  He was awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Offered with all apologies necessary, but I’d be happy to hear any you think are as bad.  🙂