Murphy’s Lesser Known Laws

Taken from the menu of the Sherman Inn restaurant in Wolf Point, MT:

1.  The 50-50-90 Rule.  Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

2.  If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would still try to pass them, five or six at a time on a hill, in the fog.

3.  Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.