A young woman wrote to tech support, and their reply is a stroke of genius. She was simply looking for insightful and reliable technical data on how to maintain a successful male-female relationship. She wrote a letter to the tech support as a joke and only remembered about it when she unexpectedly received their responding email.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you
loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.) In addition, please, do not attempt to
re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and
will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking
3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech support
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