All quotes taken from The Guinness Book of Poisonous Quotes compiled by Colin Jarman (Contemporary Books)
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In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows. Woody Allen
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Beethoven’s last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. Sir Thomas Beecham
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Don’t stay away from church because there are so many hypocrites. There’s always room for one more. A.R. Adams
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An Englishman will burn his bed to catch a flea. Turkish proverb
From January, 2016:
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself. Mark Twain
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He’s the kind of guy, who if you say “Hiya Clark, how are ya?,” he’s stuck for an answer. Ava Gardner on Clark Gable.
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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. Victor Borge
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The best time I had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in ‘Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?’ Bette Davis
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