Monday:  Give me ambiguity or give me something else.  Uncertain.

Tuesday:  Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.  Maurice Chevalier

Wednesday:  Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.  Lord Kelvin, Royal Society

Thursday:  Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.  Groucho Marx

Friday:  Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of – but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.  Robert Henlein

Saturday:  Start off every day with a smile, and get it over with.  W.C. Fields

Sunday:  First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure.  Mark Twain