1. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
2. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
3. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
4. How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One – they’re efficient and not very funny.
5. I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.
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