Top Ten Signs You’ve Been Married Over 45 Years!
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For those in a hurry :-), see the entire list below:
10. Someone at work or church asks him to do something and he automatically responds, “Yes, Dear!”
9. All the children in the house grow up and leave . . . except the husband.
8. You discover that what’s hers is hers . . . and what’s his is hers, too!
7. You always knew you married “Miss Right” . . . but you hadn’t realized her first name is “Always”.
6. You’ve never considered divorce, but you’ve both had thoughts of murder.
5. Shes still lets him lick the beaters when putting icing on cake, but now she leaves them plugged in.
4. “Afternoon delight” now means two glasses of Metamucil.
3. You still go out to a restaurant twice a week for a nice dinner, some peace and quiet, and a slow walk home . . . SHE goes on Sundays and HE goes on Wednesdays.
2. If he makes a decision in the forest with no one to hear it, he’s still wrong!
And the #1 sign . . .
1. A thief has stolen the joint credit card and he doesn’t report it, because the thief is spending less than she was!
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