Here’s another look at the Christmas Riddles – along with their ‘answers’.
I’d still be willing to accept ‘better’ or ‘more creative’ answers than the ones below. If you have a clever (or smart-alec?) thought, submit it!
1. Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up? It doesn’t have legs.
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
3. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snow Flakes.
4. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A Christmas Quacker.
5. What do call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
6. Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
7. How do you scare a snowman? With a hair dryer!
8. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
9. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
10. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can HOE, HOE, HOE.
11. What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Kringle.
12. What’s black and white and red all over? Santa covered with soot.
13. Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he has a black belt.
14. What kind of bug hates Christmas? A hum-bug.
15. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.
16. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? Nothing. Reindeer can’t talk.
17. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree? A pineapple.
18. Which elf was the best singer? ELFis Presley.
19. How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents.
20. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky? “Looks like rain, dear”
21. Who gives presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws.
22. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
23. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
24. What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night.
25. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
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